All 68 movie Reviews


Hail Strawberry Full of Grace Hail Strawberry Full of Grace

Rated 5 / 5 stars

clockday just isn't complete without a joliet-jane flick. awesome and charming as always.


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Pass The Gravy Pass The Gravy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Absolutely incredible, I award it five ten-gallon barrels of industrial grade smegma out of five.


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i didn't ask i didn't ask

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The CC staff is always hard at work.



DXM DXM

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The CC staff is always hard at work.


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FUNK@ROUND99999999 FUNK@ROUND99999999

Rated 5 / 5 stars

too much funky I'm going into a funkadelic coma from funkonium overdose



FloundersQuest4BodyPillow FloundersQuest4BodyPillow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Pros: Lots of body pillows. JAAAAEGAAAAARRRRR. ThorClock
Cons: not enough centaur body pillows. Would have been better with a human centipede body pillow


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Magical Flonderman Magical Flonderman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This tawdry "cartoon" if you can even call it that, is merely a villainous sequence of slanderous sand libelous nonsense that made my nipples erect with disgust.



shnickerdoodles shnickerdoodles

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A classic sitcom-esque mixup story, Seinfeld must be weeping in shame right now at this masterful flash.


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Free Sausage! Free Sausage!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

voted 5 for free sausage I expect it in the mail within 5 business days.



coffee mystery coffee mystery

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey I have a serious medical condition how dare you make light of it.


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